What does a plumber do? A plumber is a person who installs, repairs and maintains plumbing fixtures or systems in businesses, industries or residences. CLICK HERE to read the FULL CCOHS: Plumber article. Why do plumbers make terrible poker players? Because they always fold under pressure. What’s a plumber’s favorite vegetable? A leek. Why did the plumber retire early? He was flushed with success. How are a doctor and a plumber alike? They both bury their mistakes. Why did the plumber take up meditation? To clear his mind and unclog his thoughts. What is a bathroom superhero’s name? Flush Gordon. Why do plumbers always wear green suspenders? To keep their pants up! (What else?) Did you hear about the person who stole the police station’s toilet? The cops have nothing to go on. What’s a plumber’s favorite music? Pipe and bass. How many plumbers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to get the beer and one to call an electrician.
